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11月2日

FwD: Euro English (real nice :))

     European Commission has just announced an agreement
whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.


As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".


In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year
when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling
kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated
changes are possible.


Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters
which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the
languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

 By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".


During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from
vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil
sensibl riten styl.


Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it
ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like
zey vunted in ze forst plas.

8月26日

Continuous taggin from sheriose :P

10 years ago:
great days realy...care free n all...well i dont remember much but i was told that outside or wth strangers i was such asilent quiet little girl..but at homw i was adevil!!..i remember hatin my bros so much though
i remember lovin to turn the house upside down searchin all drawers just for the fun of the unknown 
i always gave away my new stuff to the workers in my school...yeah maybe thats why mum hates me now 

5 years ago:

Hello Psycho!!! iwas realy weird at 15 realy i dnt know how could anyone take me
i was such abonehead...n also abig pushover...i dont like 15 me

1 year ago:
awsome year!, realy what's not 2 like great friends..got to know some real nice ppl...i was realy satisfied by myself..it was realy fun


Tomorrow:
well im goin out wth my best friend whom i havent seen for over aweek now..other than that it's just an ordinary day
if it's future (near or far) we'r talkin about then ...umm dentistry rocks in abetter muslim community and amuch better n closer to god me
no..(من اجل غدا مشرق) 

5 snacks I enjoy:
kinder bueno,galaxy ribbles,Ice creams (vanilla, cheesecake), Mac's French Fries, Pop Corn

5 bands/artists that I know the lyrics to most of their songs:
Fairooz, fadl shaker, angham, Metallica, west life

5 things I'd do with $100,000,000:

premlige...donations....help that old man that sells lemon n the other sellin hankerchefs near our college get abetter place than the street 2 sell stuff...like u know astore n sufficient supplies
get anice place in dubai or saudia arabia for mum n me
extreme gadget revolution
ah yeah ofcourse pedo dent. clinic in agood place wth complete uptodate equipment
then live in my house in dubai lookin for food for im outta money, n im not that good of adentist :S

5 locations I'd like to run away to:
Mecca, greece, spain, french countryside, dubai

5 bad habits I have:
shuttin my self away when depressed
never sleep in dark or quiet rooms not coz scared only i hav avery busy mind that never stops
i just wouldnt sleep
when very bored(wch is almost all the time) i make my self busy by makin evrybody in the family miserable
wastin too much time n too much money on stupid things like.... bein lazy

5 things I like doing:
Reading
travellin by train
photographin
watchin my bro playin Nox
walkin along the beach on winter

5 thing I will never wear:
pointed high heels
brightcolored tshirts
low waist pants (or never again)
anythn that's red
that spanish veil thing...never works on me

5 TV shows I like:
Friends, pinkpanther, dexter's lab, fraiser, scrubs

5 movies I like:
Braveheart, a walk to remember, monsters inc., the negotiator, el nazer

5 people I'd like to meet:
hmmm..i'd like to say Muhammed(pbuh), only i dont know if i'd hav the guts 2 face'm
 Omar Ibn El Khatab, jeuls vern, one of kawm 3ad(i realy wanna see the similaarities)
my grandfather..i hear he was such agreat guy

5 biggest joys at the moment:
Drinkin that lovely large awsomly icy lemon juice
learnin more about ancient worlds, legends, myths..mysteries
gettin unexpectable things...surprises ya3ny
Chattin with areal nice person
eatin candy

5 favorite toys:
teddybears...little house n kitchen ware
that beandoll wth long arms n legs....i guess that's it

I'm tagging:
magiclove, pure, kitty, ahmed sharkawy, amgadheart

7月8日

قصيدة الدح الاعظم:)

i had this for along time now, it was written by someguy in engineerin alex, it's so cool..... also it's good till that ineviatable mental blank im currently in is over
hope i remember i right though!!


قصيدة الدح الاعظم
-----~*~-----
دحدوحه دح للشيتات تمحيها

سوسة نخر للعقبات تنهيها

لا الضاد(=ضعيف) يعرف طريقا لها

ولا المقبول يوما يلاقيها

وان سالت عن جمع دراجاتها سكتت

فمن ذا اللذي من كثرة يحصيها

ولا الملل يجد سبيلا لها

ولا الضجر يوما للدح ينسيها

والنوم ان داعب يوما مقلتيها

فعشق الدح في الليل يبقيها

 وان باتت ليلا للحل عاجزة

فجل الحل في الحلم يأتيها
------~*~----
7月2日

The morals of the Story!~....real nice :)

A little bird was flying south for the winter.
 
It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the
 
ground and landed in a large field .
 
 
 
  
 
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped
 
some dung on it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the
 
pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.
 
The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there
 
all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
 
  
 
  
 
  A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
 
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the
 
pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
 
  
 
 
The morals of this story:
 
 
 
1) Not everyone who drops crap on you is your enemy.
 
 
 
 
 
2) Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend.
 
 
 
 
 
3) And when you're in deep crap, keep your mouth shut.
                                                                                              again, thnx to crestar!~